ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg
so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.
and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.
i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING
I feel particularly close to this one:
THIS POST GET’S MORE FUCKIN HILARIOUS EVERY TIME I SEE IT!
I made a thing aswell.
So scandalous~
(via broken-stars-)
don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
(Source: fefarielle, via sweetsweetcoffee)
person with an anxiety disorder/depression: i can’t perform this task not because i choose not to but because im a worthless piece of shit and if i fail (which im probably going to) then everyone will finally realize how useless i am and hate me so what’s the pointhow an ignorant person interprets that: lazyThis is a frightening portrayal of how I feel at this very moment.
Did you mean my life?
(Source: johannweyer, via sweetsweetcoffee)
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
(Source: villainyandgoodcheekbones, via benjamin-cumberdash)
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
(via osneslaura)
(Source: bitchinqly, via thesunwillalwayscomeout)
what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?
How stoned are you right now?
Was that a fucking pun?
(via bowlingforskittles)
